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"Start talking now"

"Mr. Stark he just came out of nowhere and then h-he-he-he just swooped down like a monster and he picked us up I-I-he just took us up like a thousand feet and he dropped us! How'd you find me, did you put a track in our suits?"

"Actually I put everything in both your suits. I also put this heater."

I didn't need it but I felt heat emit from my suit

"Oh, that's nice, thanks!"

"What were you guys thinking and I want Y/N to talk because he's more mature"

"Hey-"

"The guy with the wings is still out there and is obviously the source of the weapons so we got to take him down!"

"Take him down now huh? Listen there are people who handle this sort of thing."

I was about to talk but Peter cut me off

"The Avengers"

"No no no, just a little below there pay grade"

"Anyway Mr. Stark you didn't have to come all the way out here, we had that, we were fine."

I looked at him and he shrugged his shoulders

"Oh, I'm not... Here... Thank god this place has Wi-Fi or you would've been toast by now,* oh thank you* Look forget the flying vulture guy please!"

"Why!"

"Why? Because I said so! Can't you guys just be... friendly neighborhood heroes?"

"But Mr. Stark we're ready for more than that now!"

The fake iron man mask closed with a soft clank

"No you're not"

"That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America and Y/N flatten the huge guy!"

"Trust me, kid, if cap wanted to lay you out he would've. Listen to me if you see one of these weapons again call Happy"

A loud revving came from the suit

"Are you driving?"

"You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college. I got some pull at MIT, end call"

"I-I-I don't need to go to college, Mr. Star-"

"Mr. Stark is no longer connected"

The suit flew off and left Peter and me in silence.

"That's awesome"

He blew his hair out of the way. He was mad and it made him look even cuter. Sorry, not the time.

"I'm still cold!"

"I can help"

"Really! I mean I-I wouldn't mind, I would love to fu-"

"Not what I'm talking about! I can extract cold sources from anywhere"

"Oh... Well, hurry!"

"Okay hold on!"

I stretched my arm towards Peter and a cloud of mist came from his suit.

"Holy shit, that feels ten times better!"

"I'm sure it does"

"Well let's go Y/N"

We jumped down and started walking the way we came

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"'Stay low to the ground' what is he talking about"

"Hey, Peter what's that?"

"Is that...?"

He stepped over some bushes and walked closer with me closely behind. It was that glowy gun thing that the guy was shooting at us with!

"Whoa!"

Just then that same ringtone went off and I looked over his shoulder to see Ned was calling him. He answers it and put it in speaker.

"Hey man, I'm on my way back"

"Actually I was calling to say that maybe you shouldn't come, listen to this-"

I heard a very loud crowd in the background and they were chanting...

"When I say Penis you say, Parker! Penis, Parker! Penis, Parker!"

"Sorry Peter I guess we're still losers, see you tomorrow "

"I'll see you tomorrow at school"

"Since I already know they're there with you, Bye Y/N"

"Bye Ned"

Peter hung up and sighed. I looked back at the gun thing and slowly started to pick it up not knowing if it was going to hurt me or not. I finally did pick it up with Peter very on edge to see if I was going to get hurt. I examined it and stood up.

"What are we gonna do with it?"

"We're taking it with us"

"But we don't know what it can do"

"It doesn't matter, we can do whatever we need to on our own"

"Your right... Let's go"

I put the thing in ice just in case and started sliding down the street with Peter right behind me

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