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‘Niall’s got a boyfriend! Niall’s got a boyfriend!’

 

 

Kat, with the most annoyingly deafening tone ever sang and, surely, danced around the room like she was in kindergarten.

 

 

I wonder how her teachers handled her at that age.

 

 

Coz if it was me, I must’ve strangled her until her vocal cord was broken and then hanged her upside down in an empty well right in the middle of the Amazon forest.

 

 

‘SHUT THE FUCK UP!’

 

 

I yelled at her.

 

 

But she still sounded like a broken record replaying an annoying sound over and over and over again.

 

 

‘Uggh!Alli, make her stop! I’m gonna die here if she won’t!’

 

 

‘C’mon now Kat. Drop it already.’

 

 

Allison tried stopping that abominable twat.

 

 

Relief came to my ears as she thankfully obeyed what Alli instructed.

 

 

‘For now.’

 

 

Kat warned with a hint of evil in her voice.

 

 

‘Just give me a break, okay?  I just met the guy. Don’t make any fuss out of it. Jeez!’

 

 

‘But what if he had this hidden agenda on you? Like maybe he wants you or something. Maybe he’s a criminal. Or a rapist. Oh, that’s hot!’

 

 

‘The fuck?!’

 

 

I spat in disgust.

 

 

‘Or, maybe he’s a vampire who’s addicted to pure Irish innocence and was watching you since you came to the right age and just takes this vulnerable state of yours to suck the blood he craved so much for so long out of your system.’

 

 

Alli joined Kat’s extraterrestrial readings.

 

 

‘Oh my God. You two are the most fucked up bitches in this planet.’

 

 

‘Actually I came from Neptune and Alli here came from the celestial galaxy called AllisonializationalismicVoom.’

 

 

‘That’s not even…uggh…you know what, I’m gonna sleep before my mind bleeds with both of your weirdness.’

 

 

‘Trust me, it’s good for you health.’

 

 

‘Shut up, Kat! You crazy tadpole!’

 

 

‘Yeah, yeah whatever you little asshole.Oooh, that rhymed! Holla!’

 

 

They both laughed so loud I actually thought my brain is bleeding.

 

 

I grabbed a pillow and sandwiched my head between it and the mattress.

 

 

‘Aww, c’mon Niall. We’re just messing with you.’

 

 

Alli soothingly rubbed a hand on my arm.

 

 

‘But I’m not.’

 

 

Kat continued her unending stream of comical torture.

 

 

‘Shush!’

 

 

Alli shut her up.

 

 

‘Are you okay, hmmm?’

 

 

She asked me in a calming tone.

 

 

‘I dunno.’

 

 

‘Aww. That’s alright.’

 

 

‘I’m nervous though.’

 

 

I said seriously.

 

 

‘I’ve never had someone before who asks for my time. Like, I can feel he genuinely wants to see me more than once. I can’t help but feel…I dunno…wanted.’

 

 

‘I think that means he likes you.’

 

 

Kat commented.

 

 

‘I mean, he wouldn’t have come here if he has no interest in you. See, he came all the way from Bradford.’

 

 

‘Really?’

 

 

‘Yup. Clearly, him wanting to spend time with you means more than just a visit.’

 

 

‘But isn’t this weird to you? I mean, he just appears all of a sudden from nowhere giving me these sweet lines and I can’t help but worry. I just can’t figure out why.’

 

 

‘Oh honey, you worry too much. You deserve to be happy, you know. You need to be happy. I can’t even imagine someone like you being alone at this state you’re having. You need someone.’

 

 

Alli said reassuringly.

 

 

‘And I just hope he’s the right guy.’

 

 

I whispered against the pillow as I slowly made my way to slumber.

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Okay so i just realized i haven't even showed you guys any pic of Nurse Alli and Kat the Intern... so... yeah... well... there's a pic on them on the side so am i forgiven? haha ---->>>

For anyone of you who have no idea who they are.. Allison Harvard was a former contestant/runner-up in America's Next Top Model Cycles 12 and 17 and Kat Dennings is an actress from the hilarious Two Broke Girls and she also starred in the Thor films.

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